Uncle Gets Forced into Showing His Egocentric Brother's Kid Extreme Cartoon Violence

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    Scientifically Accurate Barney - Text - r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/sjogga 90 5 days ago Want me to turn on cartoon gore for your kids? Are you sure? M My brother and I aren't on the best of terms. I envy people with good relations to their siblings, because being around my brother is just draining. He seems to follow two very strict rules. The first is that he's always right, even when evidence is presented against him. I swear the guy has developed immunity towards logic and reason. The
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    Scientifically Accurate Barney - Text - This story takes place in december last year. I had traveled to my parents to celebrate christmas, and so had my brother, his wife and his two kids, 2 and 4 (maybe 5) years old. All of us are staying in my parents house. As you can immagine, its rather crowded and the noise level far exceeds that of which I'm used too. One morning, I wake up around 8am. My brother and his kids are already awake and eating breakfast from what I can hear. I decide to browse
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    Scientifically Accurate Barney - Text - When I finally decide to leave bed and have breakfast, the my brother and his family has moved on into the TV-room. The TV is on and they're watching cartoons on YouTube. I make myself two sandwiches and join them. My brother hands me the remote and says; "Just put on whatever 4yold is pointing at. I need to go to the bathroom." Alright, I can do that. Unlike his father, the little guy is actually pretty cool to be around. We browse child friendly Youtube
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    Scientifically Accurate Barney - Text - The conversation goes as follows: 4yold: "Uncle, please put that one on" Me: "I dont think that's a good idea. How about another one?" 4yold: "But I wanna see that one!" Me: "I... My brother interrupts me Brother: "Put that one on, he wants to see it." Me: "I really don't..." Brother: "Put it on." Me: "Trust me, it's..." Brother: "For gods sake, just put it on." Me: "Alright, but this one's on you"
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    Scientifically Accurate Barney - Text - I mentally prepare myself for the total shitshow that is about to go down as I place the remote on the table. No more than 15 seconds into the video, the first images of cartoon gore is displayed. The 2yold starts crying. The maternal instincts of my brothers wife kicks in and she starts yelling at my brother to turn it of. By this point, the video has reached the point where kids are starting to get killed. Brother finally manages to turn the video off. T
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    Scientifically Accurate Barney - Text - Despite the mayhem, all I can feel is total inner peace. Never has utter chaos been so satisfying. Finally my brother turns to me; "Why would you put on that sht?!" In a calm voice i simply reply; "Because you told me too." Brother: "But you knew what it was?!" Me: "And you didn't litsen when I tried to warn you." Brother: "You never tried to warn me!" I sigh. At this point I just leave. There is no winning this arguement. Afterall, he's always right, even

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